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:icondanforddan:
After the accident that grew her, she still wanted to hold onto as much of her life that she could, so the television station where she worked as a weather girl kept her (they were terrified of her reaction if they did let her go) so her boss 'promoted' her to traffic reporter. Of course it was physically impossible to fit into the stations helicopter, so they sent her out on foot for her first assignment. She balked at the idea, thinking it was not well thought out, but her boss kept saying how she would get the upper hand on the competition. So she swallowed her misgivings and headed out. It took seemingly forever to reach her destination, having to weave her way through the city and gingerly step over and around the panicked people that were fleeing from before her, not to mention the traffic accidents she caused due to the attention paid to her passage rather than to driving their vehicles but she finally did, and so she dialed up the station on her specially built gargantuan cell phone that they had made just for her.
Picking up the conversation......
"Yes, traffic is at a standstill out here on the 210. Nothings moving for miles. The worst traffic jam I've ever seen.......Whats the cause? What do you think is the cause?? I"M THE CAUSE! I knew this was a stupid idea....And now even the other stations are buzzing me with their copters, reporting on what they're probably calling the 'Giant Traffic Jam'! You know, Bernie. I've had enough. I'm coming back to the station, and when I get there......Yeah, that's right. If you're still there when I get there......" and with that, her anger got the best of her and she squeezed her special cell phone, crushing it in her hand like an empty beer can before standing back up and heading back into the city to get her hands on Bernie.....
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:iconchicagogrizzly:
What a sight. O.o
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:iconsheikthegeek:
Thats very creative! A Giantess traffic reporter! And hawt!!!

*stares at cleavage and rear ends someone*
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:icongiantessfantasy:
Awesome image and cool story to go along with it. It's a sweet concept. :D
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:icongiantess2011:
We go noe live to the eye in the sky.

She is looking out for speeders.
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:iconjrgts:
That's an awesome GTS job that I hadn't thought of before. I'm sure all those other newchopper cameras are focused on the traffic. ;)

They should promote her to weather girl and they won't need the green screen anymore. She can just point at the clouds in real life.
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:icondanforddan:
More than point, she could grab them right out of the sky.

Yes, if I was in one of those copters, my attention too would be focused solely on the traffic below................
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